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lyrics
Yeah, 69 beats per minute.
I pick up ladies in the club with my intellect.
I pick up ladies in the club when our minds connect.
I got my shirt with a collar, I’m a gentleman and a scholar,
You know when I go ‘holla’ Imma follow up with a clever insight.
When I’m relatin’ to ladies I find fascinatin’
We’re deep in conversatin’ academic-like, we’ll be talkin’ all night.
Yeah...
When we sit down at the book club,
Book Club.
Literary discussion at the book club,
My local book club.
So it’s my turn to bring the snacks and a bottle of wine.
Haloumi, pesto, cracker jacks, Riesling $12.99.
After we’re done summarisin’ we get right down to analysin’
Themes the book is comprisin’, like we’re lookin’ at when and where the settin’ is.
This book is brimmin’ with paradoxes faced by women,
It’s worse for her than him an’ Imma say it now: yes I am a feminist.
Ladies...
Liberal viewpoints at the book club,
Book Club.
Gotta show I’m progressive at the book club,
Feminist book club.
Yeah...
When I say Margaret, you say Atwood.
Margaret! (Atwood!) Margaret! (Atwood!)
When I say Eleanor, you say Catton.
Eleanor! (Catton!) Eleanor! (Catton!)
When I say Simone, you say de Beauvoir.
Simone! (de Beauvoir!) Simone! (de Beauvoir!)
When I say Chimamanda, you say Ngozi Adichie.
Chimamanda! (Ngozi Adichie!) Chimamanda! (Ngozi Adichie!) Chimamanda! (Ngozi Adichie!)
Okay, just the men.
Chimamanda! (Ngozi Adichie?)
Okay fellas, she’s a novelist from Nigeria, really hot right now. I recommend you learn how to pronounce her name properly if you wanna pick up ladies in the book club.
Book Club.
All the sexy librarians at the book club.
Your local book club.
Chicks who read books are way more stimulatin’, yeah!
Book Club!
Join a book club.
Your chances of pickin’ up women are surprisingly good at da book club.
About as good as at da regular club.
I hope they’ll sleep with me cause I’m a feminist.
Yeah.
credits
from Pumpkins,
released April 2, 2018
Robbie Ellis · vocals, keyboards, bass guitar, percussion
Anthony Ferner · alto flute
Yvette Audain · alto saxophone
Andy Knopp · guitars
Jono Sawyer · drum kit
Kira Josephson, Charlotte Elsie Crone, Brendon Bennetts, Kris Finnerty and Michael Bell · crowd vocals
Engineered by Michael Bell and Thom O’Connor at Orange Studios, Christchurch, except:
- Drum kit engineered by Louis Bernstone at Ellamy Studios, Auckland;
- Guitars self-engineered by Andy Knopp.
Edited by Michael Bell and Robbie Ellis.
Mixed by Thom O’Connor.
Mastered by Peter Rattray.
Chicago-based New Zealander Robbie Ellis makes comedy songs. He also composes concert music; is a music director for improv and sketch; and presents classical music radio.
Awesome track! I also love the "tribute" at the end to that old D&D audio, genius!
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