I’ll watch it on a field, I’ll watch it on a court,
I love watching Boston sports.
Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston sports,
I freakin’ love Boston sports.
Hey!
Drink!
Fight!
Drink!
The Patriots are awesome and Brady is the bomb.
I’m proud I named my first-born Tom.
Brady’s wicked innocent, the greatest of all time!
I love him more than rhyming with words.
It’s freezing in December but I’ll be wearing shorts.
I’ll be out at Foxboro for Boston sports.
Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston sports,
The Pats are wicked pissa! Boston sports.
Hey!
Drink!
Cheat!
Deflate!
I love to watch the Red Sox; I’ll see them rain or shine.
Bup bup bah! Sweet Caroline.
I took my son to Fenway, he drank seven beers,
He’s six years old. Three friggin’ cheers!
My son got taken off me, I now pay child support,
But I don’t care because I still have Boston sports.
Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston sports,
My ex-wife hates me! Boston sports.
Hey!
Drink!
Dunkin’!
Donuts!
I go to Boston Garden to watch the basketball.
All those Celtics are so wicked tall!
Got wasted on Sam Adams, I pissed in my seat,
It hit the fans in front of me, they called Security.
Security surrounded me, I punched them in the nose,
They put the handcuffs on me, I kicked them in the shins.
Then the cops arrested me and carted me to jail.
I’m sitting on the concrete in my piss-soaked jeans
Wondering what the hell I’m doing with my life.
The custody arrangement means I’ll never see my son.
I’ll never see my son! I’ll never see my son!
I’ll never see my beautiful baby boy, Thomas Brady Matthew Damon Benjamin Affleck O’Sullivan. He’s just six years old, bro! Six years old and he’ll never know his father. And his father will never get to introduce him to
Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston sports, Boston...
My life’s a friggin’ mess but Boston Sports.
Hey!
Drink!
Fight!
Ahhhh!!!
credits
from Metric System,
released November 4, 2022
Robbie Ellis · lead vocals, bass guitar
Airan Wright · penny whistle
Victoria Moreira · violin
Francesco di Vitto · bouzouki
Tage Larsen · trumpet
Gastón Rodella · trombones
Jake Dewar · electric guitars
Jono Sawyer · drum kit
Jason Geary, Fuyou Mei, Kelly Opalko · additional vocals
Chip Aucoin, Ben Auxier, Alyssa Bailey, Keenan Camp, Jack Chylinski, Louie Cordon, Ashlee Hardgrave, Matt Keeley, Joelle Kross, Joelle Mendoza, Will Nicholson, Elizabeth Shuman, Jennifer Stuart, Weston Williams · crowd vocals
Lead vocals and trumpet recorded by Matt Griffo at Chicago Recording Boutique.
Crowd vocals recorded by Julia A. Miller at Delmark Records, Chicago.
Violin recorded by David Lopez at Gravity Studios, Chicago.
Drums recorded by Louis Bernstone at Ellamy Studios, Auckland.
Edited by Robbie Ellis.
Mixed by Matt Griffo at Chicago Recording Boutique.
Chicago-based New Zealander Robbie Ellis makes comedy songs. He also composes concert music; is a music director for improv and sketch; and presents classical music radio.
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
