Clothes clothes clothes and clothes
Clothes and shoes and clothes and clothes
Shoes and clothes and clothes and clothes
Homeware, knives and clothes and clothes
Cellphone covers, clothes and clothes
Formal suits and casual clothes
Random gifts and clothes and clothes
Sporting goods including clothes
I’m lost.
Wait, the... that store was...
I thought that was down that... no but...
Wait hold on, this one’s down that end...
Wait I was here bef...
Was I here before? I...
Wait hold on... down the... okay.
Clothes, clothes, candy, clothes
Electronics, clothes and clothes
Teenage clothes, old lady clothes
The one bookstore is next to clothes
Vaping, vaping, vaping, clothes
Chair massages, pretzels, clothes
Charger cables, clothes and clothes
Clothes and clothes and once again
I’m lost.
Wait no, I... wait...
There was the...
And I was there before and there’s like the other...
No wait, was I down here?
This all looks the same.
And there... oh no wa... wait, here is the
FOOD COURT!
Pizza and sushi and Mexican!
Pizza and sushi and Mexican! Everybody
Pizza and sushi and Mexican!
Pizza and sushi and Mexican! I’m eating
Pizza and sushi and Mexican! I’m eating
Pizza and sushi and Mexic...
Oh for heav... oh no!
Oh.
I just spilled food all over my brand new
Clothes clothes clothes and clothes
Accessories and clothes and clothes
Clothes and clothes and shoes and clothes
Now where did I park my car.
credits
from Metric System,
released November 4, 2022
Robbie Ellis · lead vocals, keyboards
Airan Wright · baritone saxophone
Chip Aucoin, Ben Auxier, Alyssa Bailey, Keenan Camp, Jack Chylinski, Louie Cordon, Ashlee Hardgrave, Matt Keeley, Joelle Kross, Joelle Mendoza, Will Nicholson, Elizabeth Shuman, Jennifer Stuart, Weston Williams · crowd vocals
Lead vocals recorded by Matt Griffo at Chicago Recording Boutique.
Crowd vocals recorded by Julia A. Miller at Delmark Records, Chicago.
Edited by Robbie Ellis.
Mixed by Matt Griffo at Chicago Recording Boutique.
Chicago-based New Zealander Robbie Ellis makes comedy songs. He also composes concert music; is a music director for improv and sketch; and presents classical music radio.
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
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